"I can’t hear you."
"Oh come on, just smell it." Silence. "It’ll make me happy. Please?"
"But it’s torture taking these vitamins. Just smell it, so you know what I’m going through here!"
You can, anyone can, actually gag, I am certain, just from the smell of my vitamins. They are so terribly potent. The silver lining in my pool of bile? I actually have long nails. It’s shocking if you know me. I can’t stop scratching or tapping on things. Look, pretty. Oooh. Nails. Clickity click. Now smell my vitamin!!!! It’s like the entire town of Bedrock in one pill, but the non-chewable dinosaur kind. So not like the bright purple Betty Rubble I got growing up.