I keep a small notebook in my handbag for when I’m drunk. I rarely write in it while I’m sober. I just checked it now for the first time in a while to see what I’ve been up to. It’s…
Archive | June, 2005
pianos
June 29, 2005
The most interesting thing about live music is the reaction of those that have come to witness it. It’s some obscure artist to you, but clearly the trailer park dude with the short pants and chops knows the words. He…
belt it
June 29, 2005
Once upon a time, when I was a chunk, I made an inspiration list of things I wanted more than food. My list version of "nothing tastes as good as thin feels" began with wanting to see my collar bones. …
pad locks
June 28, 2005
I’ve attended three different fat camps for five consecutive summers. For four summers, I was a camper. Then I stepped it up hard core and became a counselor to overweight eight year olds whose vaginas were concealed by their corpulent…
everything living runs from the rain
June 28, 2005
On rainy days I watch overcast movies like The Goonies. It’s the ultimate rainy day movie; the way grilled cheese sandwiches with tomato soup are the rainy day meal. That’s just the way it is. I love how dark it…
club wed
June 27, 2005
Turks & Caicos Club Med is for singles—very single, singles. But, when I was in a commited relationship, I decided to plan a trip there for my MID to congratulate him for working so hard on studying for his Series…
no brainers
June 27, 2005
I drank endurance through a straw as I joined the earlier risers on the streets of New York. Save for doctors, no one should be outdoors at 6:30am. I was in last night’s jeans, with my gold Coup Detat heels,…
need
June 25, 2005
a small camera that lets me control appeture a cute denim skirt that’s comfortable more tradition in my lifeless clutter in my kitchento make it a practice to share "high" "low" with someoneto stop eating fries with mustard in the…










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