I can’t orgasm or sleep unless I’m horizontal. So I’ve never joined the mile high club or slept on an airplane. Even with Benedryl or Ambien, I’m up, which leads to reading. I’m always armed with a stack of my faves: In Style, Bon Appetit, O, Living, Photo Digital, and Vogue. I could lie and add The New Yorker to the list to sound smart, but I won’t. The iPod will be loaded with Rhett Miller, my lap with an opened hardcover of Prep (thanks skjess), and beside me, the women I love to love. Sweet chocolate covered Kimmy and pink in the night Jenny D’Light. We’re taking a leave of absence and heading to the left coast in a dozen days (we’re taking restaurant and bar recos). L.A. brace yourself– apparently, many of the fabulous (including my editor) are seeking refuge in your nip and tucked land. Hmmm. It’s food for thought… especially if the food is from In ‘N Out.