Archive | November, 2004

flattery

November 30, 2004

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things that go bump in the night

November 30, 2004

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things that go bump in the night

My former boss thought the rash on the inside of my left ankle was a tattoo until I tilted it toward her as I mouthed “in late… doctor” while she was on her phone. I first noticed the rash three…

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tramps

November 29, 2004

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tramps

I’ve been a busy girl, stressed, and busy.  But the results of my efforts are delish… Case and point: http://www.stephanieklein.com    Oh that’s what you do for a living.  Yes. I design web sites, and that’s what that site is…

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know it all

November 29, 2004

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Looking back, I’m actually astonished my mother cooked and cleaned for days, and my father’s only task was to dress himself, something he did daily. This frightens me. When I get married, I don’t care who makes the bacon, we’re…

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J.uvenile A.ffected P.rinces

November 27, 2004

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J.uvenile A.ffected P.rinces

I deplore Japs. I don’t mean the people responsible for drawing alcohol from rice grains; I mean the ones who say their holiday weekend was awe-some while they toss their hair and speak louder than necessary into their mobile phones…

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help, I need somebody.

November 23, 2004

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No, not just anybody.  Today I’m going to listen to the Beatles on repeat.
It’s bad enough that for the past three nights, I’ve been falling asleep to It’s a Wonderful Life on my dvd player.  Clearly, I need help.…

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grass

November 22, 2004

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if you’re single and you know it, clap your hands

November 18, 2004

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