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November 30, 2004
My former boss thought the rash on the inside of my left ankle was a tattoo until I tilted it toward her as I mouthed “in late… doctor” while she was on her phone. I first noticed the rash three…
November 29, 2004
I’ve been a busy girl, stressed, and busy. But the results of my efforts are delish… Case and point: http://www.stephanieklein.com Oh that’s what you do for a living. Yes. I design web sites, and that’s what that site is…
November 29, 2004
Looking back, I’m actually astonished my mother cooked and cleaned for days, and my father’s only task was to dress himself, something he did daily. This frightens me. When I get married, I don’t care who makes the bacon, we’re…
November 27, 2004
I deplore Japs. I don’t mean the people responsible for drawing alcohol from rice grains; I mean the ones who say their holiday weekend was awe-some while they toss their hair and speak louder than necessary into their mobile phones…
November 23, 2004
No, not just anybody. Today I’m going to listen to the Beatles on repeat.
It’s bad enough that for the past three nights, I’ve been falling asleep to It’s a Wonderful Life on my dvd player. Clearly, I need help.…
November 18, 2004
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November 30, 2004
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