This Hamptons weekend I cooked and slept very poorly. Okay, I cooked well, but I slept v poorly. It was like a fever without the TLC or stack of magazines. Hot-cold, toss-turn. I was miserable. Maybe the nightmares came from the image of my ass. And to top it off, all the food I cooked went under-appreciated, as all the participating taste buds were dull, okay, were soused to the gills. So for your web pleasure, here’s the menu:
Pinwheels of fresh mozzeralla, marscapone, pesto, and tomato on crostini.
Oozy hot brie with tart apple slices.
Warm goat cheese tartlettes with apple and lemon thyme.
Bouillabaisse (fish stew) with rosemary ciabatta, brushed with red pepper ailoli.
Fresh berry pudding with vanilla bean icecream.
A food coma, complete with hangover and terrible nights sleep.
I missed Linus more than I can say. When I arrived home, I fell onto my bed and let him lick up my nose until it hurt. After our makeout session, he told me I had a nice ass. I slept very well.
Okay, so he doesn’t talk… yet.
July 19th, 2004 at 7:33 pm
NICE ASS!!!
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July 19th, 2004 at 9:04 pm
Sweet!!
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July 20th, 2004 at 12:27 am
Linus does have good taste!
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July 20th, 2004 at 12:27 am
Linus does have good taste!
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July 20th, 2004 at 12:33 am
No, don't worry, the pants don't make it look big.
Some guy had to say it.
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July 20th, 2004 at 1:50 am
I think I'm in love; Alas, I live in Alaska…
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July 20th, 2004 at 2:44 pm
Outstanding! That's an end that justifies nearly all means. Never has a bum's rush been more gratefully received.
I have a feeling your site traffic may be about to surge.
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July 21st, 2004 at 10:05 am
stephanie darling, i get the feeling these comments are all from men, and while we girls appreciate the male reaction…. a girl's opinion counts quite a bit too, right?
stephanie, you have a great ass. seriously. enjoy it.
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July 21st, 2004 at 10:19 am
everyone is talking about the ass what about the food???
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July 28th, 2004 at 1:22 pm
Nice ass, Steph, or as we say in Scotland, curvy bum!!
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July 29th, 2004 at 7:47 pm
Darlin' you have one of the nicest asses a yankee could have!
Down here in New Orleans the men would be all over you…with that lovely figure and beautiful red hair. It's difficult to believe you were ever at a "fat camp". You look very slender in your photos.
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March 2nd, 2005 at 2:13 pm
i lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvve you ass
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May 10th, 2005 at 9:26 am
i wish i can fuck it
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May 13th, 2005 at 7:48 am
A man´s greatest dream is having a wife with a bum like that who can cook a meal like the one you just described!
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