Who: Bloggers & the people who love them
Where: Siberia Bar, 346 W. 40th Street. (between 8th & 9th, there’s no sign so just look for the red light over the door).
When: 7pm, tonight, Friday, July 9, 2004
What: The nerdiest get together I’ve ever attended
Why: Because I’m a nerd
New York Apple’s Blogger Bash at Siberia is tonight, Friday, July 9, 2004. The real party happens after the bash, when all the nerds run home to post our pictures and write about one another, sending trackbacks, linking to one another, a virtual red robin. I know, you can’t wait for my pictures. Me neither. Love this stuff. I do. I just love it. Nerd.
Oh, yes, to answer your question, people do wear name tags. I wore one on my ass. The problem with the tags, everyone writes their website destination and rarely their actual given family name. So you can’t go home and google them. You can’t even refer to them by name, really. You just call them, Petit, Fish, Ari, Picture of Me, Bob, Pepper… well you get the point. There are, however, those who work their name into their web destination (me, obviously, daniella, steven, kambri, Mike, etc.) The recap, well, there’s not much to tell. It was my typical night. Chris took out his balls, and we steriotyped.
First we tried to figure out who was wearing panties, and who might own a whip. Chris got most of them right (yes, he actually approched these women and asked them). Some people have gaydar; Chris has dirtydar. He sifts through the teases and knows who can fcuk without inhibitions. Knows the ones who own the ‘outfits,’ the ones who take out the heels for seex. This scares me a little, these women with facial masks for their men, with zipper or rubber ball mouths. It seems to take you away from seex, becomes more about accessorizing, and I do enough of that outside the bedroom.
So of course, we get to talking about balls and blowjobs because I’m with Chris:
"It has been my experience, every single time, that all Jewish women swallow."
Then a survey began. "Yeah, I think it’s because they hate cleaning."
"Well, I’m only half Jewish."
"Yeah, when I don’t want to, I pull the, ‘oh baby come on my tits, it’s so hot.’ Works every time."
This is a typical night out with Chris. This is a blogging event with very savvy women. Last night was one in the same.