Stephanie Klein Greek Tragedy

People I know are getting married, MARRIED, and I can’t even find a date. Jennifer keeps offering, but I was hoping for a man. The problem is, you don’t want to bring just anyone to a wedding. As the maid…

Every city has sex. London is unmistakably male, Paris is a woman, and Manhattan is bi-sexual. Their personalities weave into the houndstooth, through the curve of a door handle, and hang like flour over the bakery at dawn.

Paris is…

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“I don’t think I can motivate. It’s raining and my stomach is distended.” I am still in my bathrobe and should be ready to leave in 10 minutes for Suzara’s birthday soiree at Tiki Room.
“Just throw on jeans and…

I was lost at Hermes. Lost because I was dizzy and hungry and promised food. I kept looking for my pellet, but only found small bowls of nuts near the makeshift white wine bar. Needless to say, I cozied up…

Don’t start thinking I follow sports; I don’t, not even the NY Knicks, and I love the Knicks (though I do believe basketball is the one sport where you can really appreciate the talent of the athletes).  I heard it…

My nickname in high school was Moose.…

I need to come clean. I have a Poland Spring water cooler in my bedroom. I adore Manhattan’s water; it is tops. But when it comes out cloudy in my glass, I can’t drink it. I know they’re air bubbles,…