hamptons traffic

In ALL, INTROSPECTION by Stephanie Klein9 Comments

Tonight I’m home doing my second least favorite thing: packing. I hate packing, but I love making packing lists. I just wish someone would do it for me. If I won the lottery, besides buying a boat and a car with driver, I’d pay someone to pack for me. In my next relationship, I’ll give blowjobs for decent packing jobs. I just can’t stand packing. It’s too orderly. It takes forethought and planning. It involves weather and activities and scenes and are you feeling fat or thin. It involves folding and counting underwear. Tennis racket, going out black shoes, going out brown shoes, flip-flops, sneakers, bedding, towels, and don’t get me started with the hair products. It’s too meticulous. My idea of unpacking from vacation is turning my bag upside down into my laundry hamper, shoes, toiletries, everything. A few days later, I’ll need the toothpaste. Okay, that’s gross. But true. My first least hated thing: being forced to run. Just kill me. I’d rather sit in traffic, without air conditioning than run anywhere. I’m bringing my iPod, though. I will go for a trot to Sag Harbor… but only because no one is making me do it… and they have fantastic crepes in Sag Harbor.

Comments

  1. wow, after that post i am hereby volunteering to help you pack! i can help you pack for vacations, getaways, i can even prepare your stuff for work the following day. does packing your lunch count?

  2. Not so fast! How many suitcases? You got six or seven, then we gotta talk one-for-one here. (This is called negotiating in the lobbying industry.)

  3. isn't it torch? it took me almost 2 hours last night. so many potential outfits. I am not bringing my tennis racket or sneakers. if there is any nice weather–i want to be laying in the sun. hmmmm should i bring my tennis stuff? oh–can we plug your ipod into the car stereo?

  4. gosh i hate having to give my email address and be known…

    dear groupies,

    this site is sick no? this is my last post out of three actually. rehab works suckas…KIDDING…keep on keeping on (hint if necessary)

    so…hamptons…worth the traffic? i love the park. trust i only write for fun. muse maybe, catalist? for sure. i have many thanks, thx, saludos…

    elispe gives me away. hope the hamptons were gay. long island extention really…southern jaw of the fish…good times…good times…

    brooklyn tonight for me…friend spinning…good times…good times…bk women are unique for certian like the boys at M80 huh? white clothes and cars with green alligators and soft interiors…

    i jest. i miss the surf…20 ft is my record in low tide ha-vai-e…

    how-le….hehehe…

    i hate peeps that use LOL…so laugh out loud you suckas…

    never end (there ARE rules ya know) your memos with "peace," "later," or "best." ('later skater' is allowed and so is 'smiles' as salutations)

    mucho gusto y un beso para ti…

    te explicame una dia por favor…

    ciao para ahora y por todo tiempo. yo se…

    "Some say that those whose name ends in 'S' are the sons of sssssssssnakesssssssss…"

    – Atmosphere 2003

    …and I bid the adiou….adiou…

    thanks again…i'm awake again….

  5. she is beautiful though…isn't she…wow…inside AND out…what a gem…wow…

  6. Quality packing takes someone anal enough to know how to roll socks, underwear, and t-shirts into themselves, making orderly little self-contained rolls of undergarments. Apparently everything I need to know, I learned in the army.

  7. Chill out and take this:
    1. Flip Flops
    2. Boardshorts
    3. Shirts (T-Shirts)
    4. Toiletries to include nothing more than tooth paste and deodorant.

    I specifically left undergarments out from this list, I never wear underwear in the summer.

  8. Sorry to be practical… how long does it take to get from the city to the Hamptons on a Friday evening? Going in late July.

    Speaking of packing, I looked at your photos and wonder if I'm going to freeze my ass off up there.

  9. make a packing list…you really only have to make one for winter and one for the summer. slight modification might be required as you acquire new clothes/shoes and depends on the occasions. but gets easier everytime.

    love ur thoughts and honesty.

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